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Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2025 09:31:16 -0400
From: Bruce Momjian <bruce@momjian.us>
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Subject: Making Postgres slower
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This creative and humorous blog post explains how to make Postgres
slower:

	https://byteofdev.com/posts/making-postgres-slow/

This post does not appear on Planet Postgres.

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  Bruce Momjian  <bruce@momjian.us>        https://momjian.us
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  Do not let urgent matters crowd out time for investment in the future.